around here somewhere!
| Messages for Jason Goldstriker: |
| Jason, I want to start off by prefacing this apology with a haiku. My therapist recommended to face hardships with creativity. Money and success Does not equal happiness I understand you. Admitting a failure for someone like me, is as difficult as admitting a love one is worth pulling the plug on. So, with a heavy heart and lowered head I am informing you of the fact that I am forever regretful of my previous email. I am sorry for the way I spoke to you - someone who is greatly more significant that myself. You did not deserve that treatment from my perspective. There will be consequences for me. I will tell you that this may be the last you hear from me. This enlightenment I succumbed to this morning, after awakening in the dark, moist, motel room that I have been sharing a bed with - my lover, LaQuinta - the smell of the various food and laundry, other homeless people like myself, and the rats - - I understand you. I get this way of thinking you have perfected - a piece of it at least. Without a story in itself about my new perspective, I must let you know about my changed ways. I am no longer the despicable, gluttonous, racist, schizophrenic, and most importantly - violent Justin Roliand...I am...free. I love you, A Free Man Be excellent to Jon. Train him to be a man, it is clear nobody else has. You have a responsibility to take his soft clay mind and turn into into Michaelangelo's David. - You got me through some times, Sam. When things seemed dark and isolated I found you and Nick and Charls and felt less alone and found more humour in the fucked up world. -Kjell Pihlström HI I'm a poor Kenyan farmer, and I wad wondering if you'd be willing to take me under your wing in your prestigious dojo and teach me your secret Kung fu. Thanks -Matthew Love Jason Goldstriker is a man on a mission. Jason Goldstriker is a washed-up god. Jason Goldstriker is fantastic. Jason Goldstriker is a meat-eater every day of the week. Jason Goldstriker will do a push-up or two. Jason Goldstriker is gonna fuck y'all fuckaz UP Jason Goldstriker is a college graduate. Jason Goldstriker wants more. Jason Goldstriker has feet for hands and hands for feet, but he doesn't mind. Jason Goldstriker is tokens. Jason Goldstriker exists for her pleasure. Jason Goldstriker isn't generic brand. Jason Goldstriker deserves it all, and then some. Two in the hand is worth one in Jason Goldstriker's bush. Jason Goldstriker has a lot of money. Jason Goldstriker won't back down. Not now, not ever. Jason Goldstriker drinks scalding soup and says "Yummy!" instead of screaming. Jason Goldstriker is an Olympian. Jason Goldstriker can eat ten marshmallows in 1 second flat. Jason Goldstriker blends in. Jason Goldstriker can have it. Jason Goldstriker shoots, Jason Goldstriker scores. Jason Goldstriker? I hardly know 'er. Jason Goldstriker!!!! YEAH!!!! MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! Jason Goldstriker will have sex tomorrow. Jason Goldstriker hasn't ever committed two crimes in one day. Jason Goldstriker says NO. Jason Goldstriker is a big ol' green man. Jason Goldstriker doesn't play the piano. He doesn't want to. Jason Goldstriker grips. Jason Goldstriker is a stumbler. Jason Goldstriker is a delicate poor boy who likes his sandwiches warmed up in the oven please and thanks. Jason Goldstriker is a pie addict. Jason Goldstriker knows every single element on the periodic table. Jason Goldstriker can write the alphabet with his left foot (hand). Jason Goldstriker will read this email and chuckle. -Matt Kempster Is this the real jason goldstriker? please come visit my hometown of lafayette louisiana, it has the worlds best walmart -Weldon Barry Jason, Did you watch those Jordan Peterson videos I sent you? I bought a kettlebell last week and I've been working out 2/3 days. I put all of my money in the vent above my bedroom, you can have it when I move out. Sometimes when I drive to work, I open the window and drop napkins on the road. I can't wait to see you again phil.pear7 Jason has been the best stepdad to my children ever. My family blossoming in the Goldstriker wake. (and he makes lovey lovey boom boom very good!!!) Easy Money 1378 |
